Bounce the Pull. Thread the Gap.
Flappy Bird on steroids in a live candle chart.
Master Market Gravity, survive the Delta Squeeze and chase the Gamma Flip...
Have some FUN venting your degen tilt *before* the real market liquidates you.
Available on iOS & Android. Rewarded ads, spicy volatility, zero financial advice.
Inspired by real market anxiety, powered by pure degen vibes.
💼 PROSPECTUS: THE MARKET MAKER PLAYBOOK 📖
1. THE TICKER 📰 (DELTA GRAVITY) 🧲
Headlines drive the DELTA—the invisible gravitational force of market sentiment.
🟢 Bullish News: Gravity pulls the candle UP (+ Delta).
🔴 Bearish News: Gravity pulls the candle DOWN (− Delta).
📣 The Shift: Sentiment flips instantly on Ticker headlines. Anticipate the reversal via the Airhorn sound or get dragged into a wall.
2. PUMP, DUMP & HEDGE 🟢🔴
Your buttons are your only weapons against the tape.
Against Delta: Tapping feels heavy and resistant as you fight the entire market.
With Delta: Tapping feels light, fast, and aggressive.
The Hedge Tap: Tap the chart background to auto-counter the current Delta pull and stabilize your position.
3. LOTS (IMPULSE LEVERAGE) 👆👇
Vertical swipes adjust your Thrust Strength in real-time.
Low Lots: Surgical precision for threading tight gaps.
High Lots: Aggressive recovery leaps for high-stakes maneuvers.
⚠️ Warning: High leverage is fast but deadly. One wrong tap at max lots can catapult you straight into a wall.
4. GAMMA ⚡ (MARKET FRICTION)
Performance is tied to how you handle the trend.
FORMULA: − riding trend 🔴 / + countering 🟢
Flow State (−): Riding the trend grants 100% PnL Efficiency.
Hedged (+): Counter-trading creates resistance, damping your impulses and slowing PnL.
5. ORDER BLOCKS & THE SNAP 🧱💀
Order Blocks (OB's): Thread the needle through scrolling liquidity gaps to keep scoring and stay solvent.
RUGGED: Clipping any part of an Order Block results in an instant crash.
The Snap: Drift too far from center and the market "stretches" until the next gap spawns out of reach. Stay centered or get RUGGED by the range.
6. BONUSES & ATH 🐳
The Stack: Collect Bulls 🐂 and Bears 🐻 to earn extra lives ❤️.
Whales: Front-run a rare Whale 🐳 for instant lives 🚀.
ATH: Track your All-Time High Order Blocks and Peak ROE in the Profile Scene.
Good luck. May the trend be with you… or not 😎
🕵 This Is (Not) Financial Advice
We know real trading can be psychological torture. 💸 ➡ 🔥
Flappy Stonk™ exists so you can blow up an account without losing your real one 💥 💼. Born from pain, built with love — we made it to survive the markets that broke us 💔, and to give every trader a place to heal through the chaos. 🌀
This isn’t just a game 🎮 — it’s a mirror 🪞 that mocks your FOMO, your bad takes, and your delusions of control. 😏
Tilted 🤯 ?
Revenge-trading IRL 🤬 ?
STOP. ✋ 🛑
Three minutes here vents degen energy ⚡, sharpens your timing and reflexes 🎯, and trains you to adapt to Delta sentiment and time Gamma friction...
Before your Ape E.Q. blows up your account 💣 and the real market hedges you to death 💀.
It’s cheaper than therapy — and twice as honest. 💬 🧠
It’s satire, a warning, and a risk reflex trainer all in one ✨.
Learn. Laugh. Reset.
We built it for you. 😉 ❤
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